Bad Pipes

Brother, What Happened to the Alien Franchise?

The Ouroboros is a depiction of a snake eating its own tail. We talk in some regard about every movie in the Alien franchise from Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, and Alien: Resurrection, to Prometheus, Alien: Covenant, and Alien: Romulus. 
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The Arnold Power Hour

Terminator 2: Judgement Day, The Running Man, and Total Recall. God, I love a good Arnold movie. Looking forward to the next Arnold Power Hour if I'm being honest. 
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Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

Are Vampires As Cool As We- Uh, They Think We Are. Wait.

We watched 98's Blade, a classic and iconic film with Legendary Actor Who Played Blade: Wesley Snipes. We also watched Van Helsing and Underworld and didn't put together that Kate Beckinsale was in both until watching them. We're kinda dumb I think. 
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Deadpool and Wolverine and the Ghosts of The Past

We saw it, and you should too. It's great. We do a spoiler-full review for the middle third of the episode. Go watch the movie first and then hang out with the boys. Also, House of the Dragon continues to be great. Overall, a much happier episode than usual!
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The Assassination of Star Wars

The Monotony of Modern Star Wars is a Disappointment to All Who Once Loved It. 
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Reviewing Hallmark Channel's The Acolyte

Today is gonna be the day that somebody throws it back to you. By now, you shoulda somehow realized what you gotta do. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. All the shows we've had to watch are blinding. All the lightsabers in the dark are winding. There are many things I would like to say to you but I don't know how. Because maybe, you're not the one to save me, and after all, this is Star Wars' downfall. Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast@BadPipesPod@CrytpidWorksYTBadPipesPodcast@gmail.com
Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. 

Reviewing CW's The Acolyte

Oh my gosh, who's going to hook up with who? Oh my gosh, who are you shipping with who? Now that Yord got the ker-snap to the ol' neck bones, who is Osha's major love interest? Have the fans ever been more interested in Star Wars? Oh wow, a pool scene, ooh, spicy, so romance, such appeal, much drama! But no, for real, who the frick is watching this show and unironically enjoying it?HotD ep 3 was good too, but Acolyte is so bad we can't get around it. 
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Talking About Our Golf Handicap Instead of The Acolyte

Look, I went down from an 8 to a 6 so clearly I'm improving. That said, I'll take you on the green any day. Ichi the Killer, The Acolyte Episode 5, House of the Dragon Episodes 1 and 2, and a whole lot of yappin' about random stuff. 
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Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

Sometimes There Isn't a Title Good Enough

Actually "Lumberjack the Monster" is a pretty good title. We watched that. Acolyte Episode Four really wowed us!!! (Sarcasm) Disney executive spills the beans on a few spicy dates. Spicy for Disney, probably less so for the Exec. Finally... some stuff about SBI and Black Myth Wukong went viral so we talk about it a little bit. Meh. 
Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
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Space Wizards Rise Up

This episode is a real heater. Godzilla Minus One and Acolyte Episode 3. Where my Space Wizards at? Daytona Noir scenes 1 and 2. 
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Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio.