Bad Pipes

Reviewing Hallmark Channel's The Acolyte

Today is gonna be the day that somebody throws it back to you. By now, you shoulda somehow realized what you gotta do. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. All the shows we've had to watch are blinding. All the lightsabers in the dark are winding. There are many things I would like to say to you but I don't know how. Because maybe, you're not the one to save me, and after all, this is Star Wars' downfall. Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast@BadPipesPod@CrytpidWorksYTBadPipesPodcast@gmail.com
Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. 

Reviewing CW's The Acolyte

Oh my gosh, who's going to hook up with who? Oh my gosh, who are you shipping with who? Now that Yord got the ker-snap to the ol' neck bones, who is Osha's major love interest? Have the fans ever been more interested in Star Wars? Oh wow, a pool scene, ooh, spicy, so romance, such appeal, much drama! But no, for real, who the frick is watching this show and unironically enjoying it?HotD ep 3 was good too, but Acolyte is so bad we can't get around it. 
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Talking About Our Golf Handicap Instead of The Acolyte

Look, I went down from an 8 to a 6 so clearly I'm improving. That said, I'll take you on the green any day. Ichi the Killer, The Acolyte Episode 5, House of the Dragon Episodes 1 and 2, and a whole lot of yappin' about random stuff. 
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Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

Sometimes There Isn't a Title Good Enough

Actually "Lumberjack the Monster" is a pretty good title. We watched that. Acolyte Episode Four really wowed us!!! (Sarcasm) Disney executive spills the beans on a few spicy dates. Spicy for Disney, probably less so for the Exec. Finally... some stuff about SBI and Black Myth Wukong went viral so we talk about it a little bit. Meh. 
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Space Wizards Rise Up

This episode is a real heater. Godzilla Minus One and Acolyte Episode 3. Where my Space Wizards at? Daytona Noir scenes 1 and 2. 
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Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. 

Star Wars The Acolyte Is Out Now!!! (Episodes One and Two at least...)

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My dog barks a lot this episode, she's a menace. Beyond just The Acolyte, we talk a little about Disney destroying their greatest successes, turning them into their greasiest cash grabs. 
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Was Madame Web a Sony L Rizz?

Look we're hip and young and full of life. Madame Web, sheeesh. L rizz Sony; The Watchmen was a Zac Snyder W... uh... Wendigoon drama; The Acolyte is next on our chopping block, can't wait to uh... rizz up some Disney Star Wars... Hopefully that hot dragon... UH.... I mean "Hopefully House of the Hot Dragon"... ah flip... I just hope there's some good TV out this year man, I don't know what to say. 
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The Iron Claw of Destiny Grips Us All

Is fate inescapable? We don't ask that question. We ask why Ubisoft games are trying to ream our wallets so long, hard, and bad. 
However, Iron Claw (2023) was quite good. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. 
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Oops, All Cannibals

No one was eaten in the production of this podcast. 
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We Watched the Fallout TV Show

Honestly, not bad. We also watched Guy Ritchie's The Gentlemen show on Netflix. We were pretty glowing about that one.
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